
This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
I think that incantation at the vinecast might have been a mistake.
Thank goodness it's not one of the striped ones, I hear their poisonous.
Relax, it's actually just a wingless baby griffin.
Looks like a hairless rat.
You know my ex-girlfriend?
LOL!!
Um. That's a turtle, without its shell.
(from the comments below)
Anyone else have an opinion on that?
Good call on the turtle theory but I especially like the comment someone else left on that site:
There was a tsunami Where the Wild Things Are.
a turtle cannot escape it's shell, further down in the comments that's explained pretty extensively.
it has the shell then an inner casing and a setup of lattice like bone caging it in.
I'd go for the viral marketing angle myself. there's no scale which would help.
could be a small thing, the pug ugly version of "Are you my Mother?'
If it had lived it may have grown into a swan. Tragic really.
It's what happened to tinkerbell after she retired and lived off the residuals on the couch in front of the TV.
Eventually her flatmates smothered her in her sleep and threw her into the ocean to get at the remote. Tragic really.
I hate to say it, but that's a dog minus skin.
The bit of cartilage you're calling a beak only looks dino-like because of the angle of the photograph.
Now I'm gonna try to forget I ever saw that.
Check out the skull and the scale of the animal to the sand - It looks like a Rat or Nutria (not as much)
Google Rat Skull. Pretty close...
The wrist and neck fur look like greyish brown rat fur also...
EAT IT!
It's a dog, rats have different paws, somebody tied it up a tossed from a bridge.
Damn Michael Vick. Damn him to hell!
lol babin....:)>
wth?
Maybe I'm a little too cynical... but... looks fake.
ladies and gentleman....
the chupacabra....
*snickering*
It looks like it has the face of the Creature From The Black Lagoon. Or that guy with a mask on scooby doo.
At any rate it's got some human traits and rat traits. But the beak? I'm stunned that this is not on any network news station! Or E! or like Entertainment Tonight. Where is the National Enquirer ? Could it be a Britney Spears abortion?
Could it be the ever so hard to find, and define, eppelit woosel (which was "seen" by five or six nineteen year old gentlemen during a night of alcohol and marijuana fueled insanity back in the early seventies)? That beak sure looks familiar.
It's just something that's been photoshopped.
Have you checked the children? bwaa ha ha ha.
winsome, you are a trip, a good one. Great seed! I'm giving the photo to my ex, and telling her it is a picture of her at Myrtle Beach 25 years ago, full of 100 proof vodka! My funeral should be Friday.
winsome, you are a trip, a good one. Great seed! I'm giving the photo to my ex, and telling her it is a picture of her at Myrtle Beach 25 years ago, full of 100 proof vodka! My funeral should be Friday.
Bwahahahahahaha
Thanks, Abby! Unfortunately, true!
Have you checked the children
"My Janice, that's a cute daughter you have!"
"Excuse me?! That's our dog!"
"Ummm, Then what's that laying by the fireplace...!?"
That's our other dog! What daughter? Oh, that! Get up, Grandma! You're scaring the dogs again!
No link, no other photos, no source... *cough* fake *cough*
Yeah...I agree...But still it is creepy as hell!
But still it is creepy as hell!
You should see the "Before" pic...she had it coming.
That's what happens if you lay on the beach to long without sunblock.
It's an escapee from the Millar Institute which some people may know from Linday Anderson's O, Lucky Man.
My hunch is it is an animal that has been skinned. Possibly raccoon, dog, fox?? DNA testing would prove it's origin.
I could provide links, but the pictures are not for the faint of heart.
Well, not having anything else in the photo to gage actual size, and given the fact that being drowned and submerge for an undetermined amount of time and knowing from the actual experience seeing how this can contort the appearance of an animal, from when i grew up near the beach in Tampa Bay, and have seen dogs and even horses washed up on the beach, it could be a rat. If you look closely, the "beak" has a tooth or the remnants of a tooth, and the beak like appearance is just caused by the flesh of the snout being pulled back or perhaps chewed off. Lots of hungry things in the sea.
True, Dan, true.
Dan, My apologies to you.
Dan, My apologies to you.
OoooKay...um, fer what? No, really she was just supposed to be a one nighter, but she wouldn't leave, I wake up, and their she is in my kitchen cooking me breakfast with her mother, what could I do? Really I'm grateful to you, you can have her. I hated the pantyhose hanging like webs in the cave of the spider in that LOTR's movie and the crackers crumbs everywhere ........ or are you talking about something else?
a really fat seahorse.
[winnies]
Some of the comments on the original gawker page are funny.
Yep, that's her! Oh, crap, there she comes!!
my o'my Dan Hallo.....that thing is rough.
Yah, but don't you want one? I'd name him Karl.
If it`s a fake it`s a good fake. What is that around the wrist? The sand around it even looks like high tide left it there.
I'm betting somehow, somewhere, someone is linking this find with terrorism and the need to drill more oil.
Also, my theory on the monster: Brtiney Spears, sans swimming cap.
Or the little monster that lives in Spears vagina. Poor K-Fed.
[I'm not really sure what that means to be honest...]
I'm pretty sure the little monster living in Spears' vagina is named Chlamydia.
I don't know if it resembles this photo when enlarged, however.
I've seen a few parasites under microscope and they aren't far off from this. Scary stuff.
Maybe one of her crabs got the Amex Black card and a little debt then was wacked by the mob and washed ashore.
Seems probable.
Check out the scale of the pebbles and the fur on it's wrist and neck
It's a rat
Here's a rat skull: http://www.skullsite.co.uk/Rat/comrat.jpg">IMAGE
Yeah, I'm no fun.
SOOOO COOL!!! Okay, I'm a believer ... or a sucker - either one, it's all fun!
How big is this thing??? It really does look like a turtle without it's shell, especially because the top is darker than the limbs ... but do turtles have teeth??? The white stuff on the top of the neck looks like cartiledge - perhaps the remainder of the connection to the shell??? The front limbs look like they end in the long fingers of a fin, but the far back limb definitely looks like it had a paw, and since when do turtles have elbows? The near back appendage is incomplete - what's up with that - "Birth defect" or mutilation? It looks like a tuft of peacock feathers by it's jaw - too bizarre! Also, a turtle would have a much longer, skinnier neck, wouldnt it? Where are the ear canals??? MOST disturbing is what appears to be the remnant of a tether/leash on it's forelimb. (Pretty stupid restraint for something with a beak and set of teeth like THAT!) ... Hmmm ... what would a giant parrot look like without it's feathers???
OOOH! I just LOVE playing "what if"! Hope we hear more about this critter!!!
Looks like the devil's creature.
R.O.U.S.'s? I don't believe they really exist...
;)
:D !lol
(Ryan is attacked by an ROUS.)
That's pretty much the best movie ever!
No idea, but it looks like it is flipping you off for flipping it off, wsc!
I think it's Wally. Andre just @!$%#ing got fed up with him and tossed him into Long Island Sound.
That'll teach you whom to have dinner with.
Does anyone else find it interesting that there was nothing about this in the Montauk news, ot that no one knows the name of the fishermen who discovered it, or that no one knows what happened to the corpse? I may be slow, but even I can hear the word "hoax" screaming off the image.
How many people care about finding a dead dog on the beach. Someone was walking along and found it, had a camera and took a picture, probably forgot all about it till he pulled it off his camera, maybe days later, showed it around to his friends, smoked a joint...had some philosophical discussions on the mysterious nature of life and our place in the universe, and by that time the sanitation department had come, picked another dead dog up, and took it to the incinerator, like all the road kill and washed up cats and dogs they find every year, job done. Story over.
Wait...you were there too?!
They need to quit mucking around with the cloning process. EEUUUU it's gross.
They need to quit mucking around with the cloning process. EEEUUUUU it's gross.
it is a decomposed dog do a dog skeleton search and compare
the muscle makes it look like a pit bull or mastiff
most likely a pitbull
it horrible that they turned it into a monster may it rest in peace
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