get the seizure inducing 'you've just won a laptop' ads off your site before I happily sue your ass and while you're at it give your desperate marketing head a swift kick in the groin, thank you.
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Out of consideration for Newsvine, and it being a site I have come to appreciate a great deal, I am doing it a favor here, and publishing only as a "meta" article.
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Hah I hope this goes well. This is the grown up spillover area for comments, thoughts, opinions, exclamations etc for a one child one clown Q+A OVER HERE
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My five yr old granddaughter would like to know, 1- Why are you touching that poky cactus? 2-What is under your skirt? 3-Why are you wearing makeup? She says's, and I quote, "why are you so out there when I'm so shy" akasha. She signed it herself.
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I had been working in Japan for over a year and had gained a reputation as a bit of a drinker.
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In the early '70's, I moved to Nashville. I was supposed to be a doctor ... or at least a dentist... I ended up being a juggler.
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From Peter Panic... here is a little story for you- you could do a whole book like this- you spend some time in show biz you have some funny stories. ask people to talk about the funniest thing they ever saw. heres mine.
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I've been around, I have a life experience to date that has had me brush shoulders with NASA rocket scientists, famous actors, ditchdiggers, Chinese tailors, french woodworkers, Spanish mechanics, yadda yadda yadda. but NEVER before have I come across the concentrated stupidity N …
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Anthony Livingspace turned his back on society 25 years ago and has been in its face ever since. His neck aches. Nobody seems to care. Out of this frustrating void Tony pulls laughter.
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Apologizing for terrorism is completely indefensible. Have people forgotten MLK and Gandhi's teachings? Have people forgotten the Velvet and Singing Revolutions in Eastern Europe against the Soviet/Russian Empire?
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I had performed 8 shows in a day, I felt hard working and rewarded myself by catching a taxi to my good friend Chris's place. He was having a housewarming and I decided I would go in a moderating capacity, knowing full well that everyone else there was going to get @!$%# faced. Th …
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In order to defend a thing, you must first uncover it's adversary. Once the foe is known then and only then can you devise a strategy to defend against it. All further options will hinge on understanding who the opponent is and what capabilities are in it's possession.
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All the alcoholic clowns (not counting me) I know are quite brilliant, the same sort of risky attitude that will leave your liver, over years,the consistency and texture of a raw, three week steak can also be used in exploring comic boundaries of form and content.
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Someone asked me if I had been to Iraq or Afghanistan. I said, "I went to Iraq twice.
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I'm often approached by substance abusers of all ages, either by mail or e-mail, which I would like you to note is my preference, or less often in person, which I tend to discourage, couple of reasons, to be honest the standard of personal maintenance associated with junkies is …
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This project involved two business suited silent individuals named Procter and Gamble who's occupation was to go into public spaces with dead fish and flyswats and small containers in their briefcases.
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DeLay: My Adultery Was Different Than Gingrich's The difference between his own adultery and Gingrich's, he said, was that his was longer and thicker. . Bird @!$%#s on Bush During Press Conference
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So i check the leaderboard from time to time, I won't pretend i don't care, I've written articles about being number one and also falling from the number one spot the very next day. It was fun. So a few weeks back I checked it and my ranking suggested i lived on Pluto.
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I wrote a story a while back Back when i used to , as you can see, be extremely popular about the place It was the tale of one of my many misadventures, this one being employed as a guest performer in a Filipino circus in Nagasaki.
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DAY ONE ROYAL EASTER SHOW AUCKLAND Woke up with an opaque foreboding. Remembered it was the first day of the Easter show
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Hello and welcome to dial a Pygmy, here at dial a Pygmy we have Pygmies of all shapes and sizes. [mostly small though.] Oh I'm sorry, wrong website, I'll start again. Greetings customers.
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Given one sentence articles are the new black I thought I'd jump aboard and contribute to the new class of 'professional journalism' we are all trying so hard to emulate, to the extent that I am offering my services, for entertainments sake, as an insulter of note by agreeing to …
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Hey cowboy, great to see how you kicked rightie asses by the lot on the "Defiant Honduras..." piece.
Funny how they tried to counter your "had been" facts with their "would have been" inferences based only on their opinions. You just have to ask: Where did they get their balls? Their crystal balls that is.
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Just a note to say hey!
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Flashing advertisements makes baby MAD! Very unhappy, at least... ☺
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Winsomecowboy...It's refreshing and reassuring to bump into someone unencumbered by ego and illusion. You've got a righteous mind and I like how it works. I hope our paths cross again. I will be watching for your entries.
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Yep, winsomecowboy rocks.
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What happened to your poor eye? Parents protesting the anti-smacking bill?
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Winsome selflessly risked his own life recently by crawling down into the lower battery compartment of our U-Boat and plugging a hole that threatened to send us to the bottom after a vicious depth-charging by a rogue destroyer. I didn't ask how he plugged the hole, I'm afraid of the possible answer.
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We had a drinking contest, and you missed out, so apparently you're a girl. I dunno. I just wish you were there.
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Winsome you're an unrelentingly positive force around here. Compassionate and thoughtful. Cheeky but profound. How the hell do you do it? Don't stop.
— Djehuty
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The morning after returning from Vinemeet W, Lady Scientist and I went for a mocha. As we left the shop, an elderly lady in a wheelchair was coming in. I held the door for her and as we walked away, I whispered to LS, "Rodeo clown."
Thanks for the laughs and the great stories!
— Cash
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I love winsomecowboy almost as much as I love myself. Almost.
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Oh to be young and impressionable. :)
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winsomecowboy is not in fact a baby flicking off the world. He is a wise New Zealander who has lived more in his lifespan than a nursing-home full of geriatrics or a hospice ward in Florida, and who is more suave and debonair than a ship-full of Jonny Depp characters.
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winsome cowboy - have come across some of your comments on the Vine and remember thinking "Oh?" Just your intro which is a "Wow, the guy's got balls". Reading it is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks. Look forward to any comments being tossed aside by you!
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Winsome - Congratulations on your RAV! Standing ovation! You deserve it.
— lauhal
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winsomecowboy impresses me with his succinct expression and sharp as hell observations. I'm also fairly sure he levitates....
— Lis
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Every time a thread goes berserk and I begin eating my nails and pounding the desk, winsomecowboy comes and adds some civility and reason to the chat. I hail you by flipping the bird!
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winsome regularly saves me from a lifetime of jail by beating up those with no logic before I can. He also saves me from hours of dull work as I reap the benefits of a paycheck while surfing the web.
Thank you, winsome. You and the baby are my heros.
— indecent
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Consistently funny. Keep writing, cowboy.
— juggler
She's like Minnie mouse with rabies.winsomecowboy - Thursday, July 20, 2006 (Writing about Ann Coulter)
Nice turn of a phrase, winsomecowboy - thanks for saying that!
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